Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed
to get the most out of their computer. This had been going on for days
and GOD was tired of hearing all the bickering. GOD said "Cool it.
I am going to setup a test that will run two hours and I will judge
who does the better job."
So, down they sat at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused away.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent out e-mails.
They sent out e-mails with attachements.
They did some geneology reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.
But just a few minutes before the two hours were up, a lightning bolt
flashed across the sky. The thunder rolled and the rains came down
hard. And, of course, the electricity went off. Satan was upset.
He fumed and fussed and he ranted and raved. All to no avail. The
electricity came back on. Satan screamed "I lost it all when the
power went off. What am I going to do? What happened to Jesus' work?"
Jesus just sat and smiled. Again Satan asked about the work that Jesus
had done. As Jesus turned his computer back on, the screen
glowed and when he pushed "print", it was all there.
"How did he do it?" Satan asked.
GOD smiled and said "Jesus Saves."